Me:
I may be bold, but I do believe a bullet is quite easy to ignore.
Perhaps it's
a) invisible
b) a nanobullet
c) imaginary
d) covered in acne & large glasses
e) asking for money

JP:
f) Its got love handles.

Me:
g) it's called John/Jane Smith

JP:
h) we run out of letters.

Me:
I beg to differ; there's still Arabic, Syriac, Cyrillic, Greek, Hebrew, Latin & Swedish.
i) I say we come up with nonsense to fill the remaining 20 in my keyboard.

JP:
j) I'm to fucking awesome and bullets doge me
lets doo eeet!

Me:
k) the bullet was shot yesterday in NY while I was sleeping in my comfy bed
k.2) it has no way of getting here, even if someone freaky enough decides to mail it

JP:
l) I'm standing behind a fat guy.
m) He ate the bullet.

Me:
n) I'm totally like "whatever", and the bullet's talking to the hand.

JP:
o) I take the bullet and i'm in denial. I don't die. and I go get some cheeze.
p) Me and the bullet goes out for donuts and i don't call back the next day.

Me:
OMfG, I forgot about the denial-joke xDD Love it!
q) 1. I date the bullet for a few weeks
2. then tell him "I just wan't to friends... I don't have the time and energy for entering a serious relationship right now... it's not you, it's me"
3. and when he calls and asks me for a movie friend-date I suggested, I never answer the phone
r) the bullet's wearing a Scientology t-shirt

JP:
LOL, Scientology
s) I side slide to the side, spin, and *AHOO!*
t) I'm a midget, it goes over me.

Me:
u) I'm Chuck Norris and I'm too cool to notice it
v) I'm Errol Flynn and I'm dwelling in the mountains of gayness
- thus can't see/hear the mundane bullet

JP:
w) I has a pancake and bullets don't hurt people with pancakes.
x) I can say my alphabet backwards(I really can) and blow bubbles with my tongue.( all this is true)...dunno how that pertains to ignoring a bullet, but it does.

Me:
y ) I can has cheezeburger and that geeky quote makes him avoid me at all costs
z ) There are 2,0000,00000,00000000 (wtf's with these half dots?) other bullets in the air at the same time. And I am mere human.
å ) This is a Swedish alphabet and that gives me the right to say any shite I want.
ä ) My mother told me not to talk to strange bullets. Or feed them, with my fleshy BLOOOOOD.
ö ) It's the ghost bullet incarnation of Jesus, and I'm a nonbeliever.
..dude, I'm SO posting this in my journal.